Trisha || 17 || NJ


Falling slowly
Sing your melody
I’ll sing along




Everything you need to know about me, all in a convenient little drop down box.
hello-kitty:

Practice safe sex with Hello Kitty Condoms
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daily-lights:

Lights - Ice (Ska Version)

I want Ron Howard to narrate my life.

(Source: thebluthcompany)

jill-jakenhaal:

egelska:

grandmafarts:

EVERYTHING IS SO FUNNY RIGHT NOW. i MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THIS.
sorry about the caps lock…to lazy to go back and fix it.
I’m really sorry.

this picture is my life

dats me guyz

Look at that shako. That is one fine looking shako.

“HONEY”“WHAT”“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”“WHAT”“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”“WHAT?!”“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”“I NEED THEM”“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.” 

Kinikilig?

littlecritter:

Nung binasa ko toh (article), kinikilig ako ng sobra sobra. Hndi ako makatigil ng ngumiti at tumalon sa saya. Feeling tuloy ng daddy ko baliw ako… ^-^

tuyetamy:

Meanwhile at the northern Water Tribe.
I just died a little. A burning croc Birkin that could’ve easily been donated to me.
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comical-derpina:

“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”

I watched this like 50 times. I love this baby let me have her 

(Source: mikedaoo)